I hope Shirley never meets Russell Moore. Trust me, she would kick his a$$! Moore is the Dean of the School of Theology, Senior Vice President for Academic Administration, and Associate Professor of Christian Theology at the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary.
According to Moore, “Evangelicals maintain headship (That the man should be the head of the home) in the sphere of ideas, but practical decisions are made in most evangelical homes through a process of negotiation, mutual submission, and consensus,” Moore said. “That’s what our forefathers would have called feminism — and our foremothers, too.”
God forbid that I should listen to Shirley’s opinion! God forbid that we should come to some kind of a consensus! What a jerk!
I knew many men at seminary who felt a call to the ministry, but waited on their wives to be convinced that the move was God’s will for them before they moved their families to seminary. They seemed to do quite well.
On the other hand, I knew several jerks that felt the “call” and went to seminary without their wives’ “blessing.” These almost never worked out. The wives (Yeah, I know—they were the problem, not their husbands!) would soon become bitter, unhappy, and depressed.
But according to Moore, the men that sought consensus are actually closet feminists (Oh, my!) and the latter would be the “Godly men.”
Southern Baptist ministers please listen to me! Russell Moore is an idiot! He wants your kids to be violent (see below) and your wives to be mindless fools.
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