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Chris Rose inteviews Nagin and Landrieu in today’s paper:
Rose: My wife thinks bald guys are sexy. Does that give the edge to you or your opponent?
Landrieu: It depends on whether she likes tall guys or short guys.
Nagin: It depends on whether she likes Chia Pets or not.
Rose: I am so fed up with looting and predators that my inclination at this point, should I encounter anyone on my property who doesn’t belong there, is just to shoot him. Would you care to dissuade me of that notion?
Landrieu: Not necessarily. You should ask first why they’re there.
Nagin: If you shoot them in the butt, that will be OK. And then we’ll take them to Charity Hospital and get ‘em fixed up.
What’s your preference in an MRE?
Landrieu: Beans.
Nagin: Macaroni and cheese. And the cookie is pretty special. It’s like a Frisbee.
Rose: After all the scrutiny and all the debates, what is the one thing that nobody has figured out about you? What do we not get?
Landrieu: That I can actually bring people together and get the job done.
Nagin: That I’m going to be OK regardless of what happens with the vote.
Rose: Last question: There’s another flood. You are in a rescue boat. You arrive at a rooftop to find Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. There’s only room for one in the boat. Who do you take?
Landrieu: They both get left.
Nagin: I give them the boat and get on the roof and wait for the helicopter.
Yep, you’ll be OK Ray!
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