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Permanently Damaged?
April 26th, 2007 under Katrina, NewOrleans, Recovery. [ Comments: 5 ]

Flooded and BurnedI’m riding into work today with two major things on my mind. I will begin my vacation tomorrow and head for a symposium in beautiful North Carolina and I have only two weeks of employment left at the job I hate. I’ll be going back to a job I love.

Then why am I stressed and sad? I’m fatter than pre-K. I have more health problems due to stress. I should be thrilled. For the most part, I enjoy the festivals and food and music and culture of New Orleans much more than before pre-K. But everything else….not so much.

I live with the hope that my return to Xavier and only one job will be such a relief that I’ll be transformed. I’ll eat less, exercise more, and be happier. God help me.


Another Peace Post
April 24th, 2007 under Peace. [ Comments: 1 ]

A few weeks back, I committed to regularly posting about peace. Sorry Michael!

Here’s a link to a great post about peace at The Katrinacrat Blog.

It isn’t enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it.
And it isn’t enough to believe in it. One must work at it.” Eleanor Roosevelt


Virginia Tech Tragedy and Jesus
April 21st, 2007 under Baptists, ChristianWalk, violence. [ Comments: 5 ]

jesus-gun.jpgOne of the real problems I have about the aftermath of tragedies is the response of those who try to use the tragedy to further their agendas. I honestly don’t think that the focus should be on gun control, be it arming fewer or arming more. Mental illness maybe, but not gun control. (See Michael Westmoreland-White’s post.)

Even worse than gun-control talk is to use the tragedy to assert one’s own superiority in light of the tragedy. Case in point—Paige Patterson, president of the Southwestern Baptist Seminary, used a chapel sermon to assert Christian, particularly male, superiority.

Here’s what he said:

“Now if you’re a male student, will you just lift your hand for a moment so I can see you? Thank you for that commitment. God forbid that anything happen like this here [VTech tragedy], but each of you that just raised your hand said, ‘Never be more than two or three shots before I’m on him. Doesn’t matter how many of us he takes out. ‘ See, all you had to do was have six or eight rush him right at that time, and thirty-two people wouldn’t have died. Now folks, let’s make up our minds. I know we live in America where nobody gets involved in anybody else’s situation. That shall not be the rule here. Does everybody understand? You say, well I may be shot. Well, yeah, you may. Are you saved? You’re going to heaven. You know, it’s better than earth . . . Now one more time, how many male students are there? I’m counting on you.”

Why can’t the Christian women “rush him” too? I’d personally find it harder to shoot a girly girl than a jock, maybe a crazed gunman would too! But the major question here would be (I know it sounds trite), if you’re a Christian, what would Jesus do?

Let’s see what Baptist pastor Martin Tiller had to say about Patterson’s approach:

Mr. Patterson, your words are an embarrassment to Southern Baptists, you are an embarrassment to the Evangelical community, your words are an embarrassment to Southerners.

You have single handily insulted 33 grieving families.

You have insulted all male Virginia Tech Hokies. May God have mercy on your soul.

You have no idea of the manliness, toughness, pride, and sheer anger that you have just awoken. Virginia Tech men, are Good Ol’ Southern Boys, tough military men, some of the best football players in the world, and intelligent beyond compare. And yet you have insulted them.

May God have mercy on your soul.

Why have you done this?

So we can all marvel at your manliness?

Jesus says in Matt 6:1 “Beware of practicing your piety before others in order to be seen by them.”

And that is exactly what you have done here. You have sprouted your manliness for all to see.

You preen yourself as some sort of religious John Wayne.

You raised your hand in the air to show us just how big yours is.

You stand erect, proud of your muscles, your testosterone, and your stamina, all for Southwestern to gaze at and to envy.

You put your words, your girth, your perfect body of religion out on the internet to be downloaded and watched by all.

But lets face it. The God you spoke with to lust to today was not Jesus Christ.

Not the Jesus Christ who offered himself up to his prosecutors.

Not the Jesus Christ who shied away from crowds and told his followers not to tell who he was.

Not the Jesus Christ who told us NOT to resist an evil doer. But to turn the other cheek.

Jesus Christ was not the God you were worshiping when you spoke those words.

You were not a Christian when you spoke those words.

The God you were worshiping was a masculine fantasy.

The God you were worshiping was testosterone.

The God you were worshiping was the penis.

Which today made you a Dickhead.

Thanks Martin! I’m going to take my approach from John chapter 9 where Jesus encounters a tragic life and chooses to touch the hurting man rather than try to use the event to point fingers or glorify himself.

When will Southern Baptists learn that this macho, gun-totin’ junk is anti-Christian? How can they continue to ignore the Sermon on the Mount. I even had a Southern Baptist Seminary student tell me this week that he is “pro-war.” Pro-War?

Here’s what others had to say about Patterson:

Patterson has long worried that American society was turning young boys into pansies. At a Sportsman’s Safari wild game dinner in Arkansas in 2003, he said, “You’ve got to make little girls out of your little boys,” in our society. Little boys, he said, need three things–a dog, a gun and a dad. “Get him a gun,” Patterson urged. “Not a play gun, but a real gun. Play guns are the most dangerous guns in the world.”

Well… tell that to the Virginia Tech student body.

Big Daddy Weave: “Southern Baptists should be embarassed. This is the man who supposedly saved “God’s Last And Only Hope” for the world - the Southern Baptist Convention. You followed his lead as he gave a group of like-minded fundamentalists control of the world’s largest Protestant denomination.”

Rev. Gil.

I know what you’re thinking. “Hey Howie! You say you aren’t supposed to use the tragedy to promote your own agenda and then you do it!”

You’re right. That’s what it looks like, but I’m merely trying to critique those who do. In doing so, I am also in a way using the tragedy. My main point is this: When bad things happen, don’t make them worse. Pray for those who are hurting, including the killer’s parents. Let’s talk about what should be done a bit later so that what we say is more reasoned and thought-out. When it has less of a potential for harm.


The Blasphemy Challenge
April 21st, 2007 under ChristianWalk. [ Comments: none ]

holyspirit.jpgAs i briefly touched on in Dirty Stories About God: Story Three, It’s a real tragedy when people are hurt by Christians. Sometimes this hurt turns to deep hostility. If you view the videos at The Blasphemy Challenge, you can see evidence of this. It’s really shocking to see the thousands of people who have intentially blasphemed the Holy Spirit (see below for Biblical texts) as a protest against Christianity.

“Truly I say unto you, All their sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and whatever blasphemies they utter: but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is guilty of an eternal sin: because they say, ‘He has an unclean spirit’.” (Book of Mark 3:28-29)
He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters. Therefore I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. And whoever says a word against the Son of man will be forgiven; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.” (Book of Matthew 12:30-32)

In the words of Sergeant Phil Esterhaus: “Hey, let’s be careful out there.” 


I’m a Big Freakin’ Baby
April 20th, 2007 under ChristianWalk. [ Comments: none ]

Pure Joy!Yesterday I was teaching my Modern Theology class about Sally McFague’s answer to the question of evil as God’s “no.” They didn’t understand the difficult concept so I chose to use a personal observation. For McFague, God’s “yes” toward love and the flourishing of creation is heard any time there is a moment when we recognize how life ought to be. This can occur when observing a beautiful sunset or an act of love. God’s “no” is experienced when one experiences pain, or destruction or loss. It is God’s protest against oppression, suffering, or anything that does not promote love or the flourishing of creation.

I probably didn’t do it justice here either, but I digress. So I began to explain what was going on in the picture above. I did the Vonnegut thing and said that this was one of those truly nice moments. God’s yes was heard (by me) when I saw an old man and a little girl so wrapped up in the joy of the music that two total strangers began to dance together.

Normally, an old guy grabbing a little girl and dancing with her might seem a bit creepy. Especially in today’s world. But nobody cared because it wasn’t creepy. It was a moment when two children of God, although total strangers, connected. They connected and shared joy together because they were open to love and responded to the call. I mean, look at their faces!

It’s in these moments when we feel God screaming YES! That’s how life is supposed to be! Strangers connecting! Sharing life! Sharing love!

As I was telling the story I broke. I was overcome with emotion and began to cry. I was so embarrased. I recovered after a minute or so. I kept saying “I’m sorry. I need more sleep.”

Life in New Orleans is so tough. It’s good when we see nice things. When we do we feel intense joy it’s great, but we also experience a bit of sorrow afterward. That’s God’s “no” to what we see most of the time.


New Orleans Bloggers: Help!
April 16th, 2007 under art. [ Comments: 4 ]

DSC04908Hey New Orleanians! I need your advice.

I’m currently producing coasters with pics from New Orleans on them. If you have any good ideas for a series focusing on signs from New Orleans that should be included please let me know. I’m getting the Blue Plate sign next. Thanks!

I have the following–Falstaff, Good Egg, Ernie K-Doe, Dr Bob, Johnny White’s, and a few others.


Why I Love New Orleans
April 16th, 2007 under NewOrleans, music. [ Comments: 2 ]

Pure Joy!I’m trying to get over a nasty stomach problem so I’ve been pretty lazy lately. But Sunday afternoon, I couldn’t take it any more. I had to go to the French Quarter Festival. I didn’t make it past the Brass Band stage to see Bonerama, but you know, I really didn’t need to. That’s the great thing about New Orleans and the French Quarter Festival. You can have a great time anywhere.

Storyville Stompers Brass Band

I stopped at the Brass Band stage and watched the Storyville Stompers. They were great! When my wife and daughter rejoined me after having gone to see Charmaine Neville, my daughter couldn’t keep still! She was dancing and having a great time.

Then this older gentleman tapped her on the shoulder and asked her if she wanted to dance. Here’s a pic. It was a moment of pure joy. To quote Kurt Vonnegut’s uncle Alex, “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.”

Thank’s Kurt for the memories and for reminding us to revel in a moment of joy. You’re right music is proof for the existence of God!


How to Get to London from New York
April 13th, 2007 under Humor. [ Comments: 1 ]

Go to Google Maps.

Click on Get directions.

From—New York

To—London

Read #23!


Katrina Stats: 2000 What?!?
April 12th, 2007 under Katrina, Recovery. [ Comments: none ]

Katrina SignTHE KATRINA INDEX: Tracking recovery of New Orleans & the Metro Area
by the Brookings Institution is available at the Greater New Orleans Community Data Center.

The stats have proven pretty reliable over the last couple of years. I’ve used them in my research and grant-writing. Take a look! Also available is the two-page summary here.

Interesting fact: Still only 5.7 percent of Road Home applications have gone to closing. At its current pace, the contractor won’t finish distributing the $7.5 billion in federal homeowner assistance funds until June 2009.

Here are some stats about infrastructure:

Infrastructure
**Public transportation recovery remains stalled with less than half of all routes open in New Orleans and only 17 percent of pre-Katrina buses running.
**One more public school opened in New Orleans this month, but 75 public schools remain closed in that parish.
**The number of open hospitals in New Orleans remains at 52 percent of pre-Katrina levels and has not changed in five months. There are still no hospitals open in St. Bernard Parish.
**Orleans, Plaquemines, and St. Tammany Parishes each gained one child care center this past month. But still 191 child care facilities remain closed in Orleans Parish. One more child care center closed this month in Jefferson Parish.


Second Dirty Story about God.
April 12th, 2007 under ChristianWalk. [ Comments: none ]

The second dirty story about God is posted here.


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