Steven L. Anderson is pastor of Faithful Word Baptist Church…a soul-winning, independent, fundamental, King James Bible-only Baptist Church in Phoenix, Arizona.
Steven’s Sermon, Why Billy Graham is On His Way to Hell, can be found here.
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[ # 36806 ] Comment from Editor B [January 28, 2008, 10:26 pm]
With all due respect to the Most Reverend Steven Anderson, I believe the only proper time for a man to pee standing up is at a urinal. On a bowl toilet, all civilized people should sit down.
Uncivilized or not, I don’t like to pee sitting down. Never feel totally emptied that way.
[ # 37459 ] Comment from an de-baptisted pastor [May 7, 2008, 3:22 am]
Correct me if I am wrong here. . . but doesn’t the context (who needs context???) in each of these 6 passages talks about the destruction of those who “pisseth against the wall?” Seems to me the scripture is talking about the down fall of those who piss on the wall . . . 6 whole times, the number of man! SO, according to the Bible, if a man pisseth on the wall, he will be destroyed. The KJV proves it (and the lady that lived across the street from me growning up also said the same thing about my neighbors fence . . . but that is another story).
Here are the actual verses from the King Jimmy (who also pissed against the wall, I am sure, and did OTHER things with his pisser. .. but again that is another story . . . )
1 Sam 25:21-2221. Now David had said, Surely in vain have I kept all that this fellow hath in the wilderness, so that nothing was missed of all that pertained unto him: and he hath requited me evil for good. 22. So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
1 Sam 25:344. For in very deed, as the Lord God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
1 King 14:10. Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone. [and what of our crap . . . do we have to stand then too???]
1 Kings 16:11. 11. And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.
1 Kings 21:21. 21. Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel,
2 Kin 9:88. For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:
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