Howie Luvzus

Strange things going on in Avondale Louisiana. Talk about your dysfunctional family! Seems momma turned in Roy Laborde Jr. for having sex with Sissy, their pit bull! Twice!

I was once interviewed for a position as a pastor in Avondale. Luckily I wasn’t their type. They don’t teach you how to deal with stuff like that in seminary. That may be a good thing.

Can you imagine? I’ve heard of some weird things put on prayer lists in churches, but here’s hoping that if the Laborde family attends a church that they list this prayer request as “unspoken.”

It’s been a weird weekend folks!

It seems that in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia they’ve outlawed dogs and cats! Can’t buy them, sell them or walk them(if you’re male). This is because male pet owners exploit their pets and use them to flirt! Women can walk their dogs, but men can’t. It’s a way to keep the sexes separate.

This reminds me of the old joke that Baptists don’t believe in pre-marital sex because it could lead to dancing!

Maddie and Sammie think this law stinks!

HT: Tony Cartledge

Sammy’s coming to visit for a few months. She my oldest son’s dog. He’ll be back for the summer. It’s going to be a big shock because recently we added this (Maddie) one to our dog collection:

Chloe is going to have her hands full!

Maybe she can hold her own…